Thursday 24 October 2013

"Macaulay Culkin is looking more and more like a jibbed out velociraptor"

It's no longer safe to leave Macaulay Culkin home alone.

The child movie star won't be getting up to his usual shenanigans - he'll be shooting up heroin.

Culkin seemingly fell off the earth after being a huge thing in the celebrity world.  He fell deep into drugs and has had several drug incidents.

It's believed that Culkin suffers from arrested development and is stuck in his childhood.

A friend of Culkin stated: "Macaulay Culkin is surely dying. He’s addicted to heroin, oxyco done, Percocet and Vicodin. I have witnessed his drug taking, which has escalated over the past year and a half to the point where he needs serious help."













The main reason that Culkin disappeared was because he was no longer thought of as the cute little kid from home alone, but by his more recent appearance:















Culkin is more recently known for his role as Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad.

Just kidding, Culkin does not work anymore.  He does however throw dinosaur themed birthday parties which sound like a wild ride. (source: http://www.lepoissonrouge.com/macaulay-culkins-dinosaur-birthday-party/)






References:


http://www.lepoissonrouge.com/macaulay-culkins-dinosaur-birthday-party/

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2 comments:

  1. Well this officially ruined my childhood. Home alone series was like my fav. But wow I guess living in the celebrity world really isn't all that great and has many affects on you if you're one. It's really sad how a famous boy who millions of kids especially 90's kids looked up to and even if they didnt see home alone im sure they knew him or about him and now hes slowly dying... sad sad sad . Do you know if he is now currently getting help or is he ignoring everyone? Good work.

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  2. It's sad how many celebrities fall from grace like this, do you happen to know how old he was in that more recent picture? He definitely looks unwell.

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